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Thu Apr 10

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Yes, it’s called resting asshole face

(Source: vikakomova, via laughterkey)

Tue Feb 18
laughterkey:

deathpoolquinn:

timwhisky:

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

This makes me uncomfortable

this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti 

WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE.


I just can’t even add anything to this to make it any better..

laughterkey:

deathpoolquinn:

timwhisky:

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

This makes me uncomfortable

this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti 

WE ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE.

I just can’t even add anything to this to make it any better..

(Source: heddykase)

Thu Oct 24

I’m just curious - Reblog if you would go see a Black Widow and Hawkeye movie.

ncrassa:

decaffeinate-o:

a-broken-shadow:

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Call it ‘What Happened In Budapest’.

# What happened in Budapest

Yes please.

(Source: brokenshadowofloki-archive, via laughterkey)

Words I think we need

courtneystoker:

radiantbutterfly:

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.

Yes… I am going to start using this!

(via laughterkey)

Mon Sep 16

nosdrinker:

quietandconfident:

VAGINA DENTATA

it means no worries for the rest of your days

It’s a penis-free… philosophy…

(via laughterkey)

Tue May 21
craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 
Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?
Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy
He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 


Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

  • Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
  • He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
  • He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
  • Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

(via benedictatorship)

Wed May 8

parscilla:

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life

(Source: transpotter, via benedictatorship)

Tue May 7
reichenfeels:

KAITS SERIOUSLY IT’S HUGE GIVEAWAY!
hey all so many of you know that I work at a movie theatre. Occasionally that comes with super awesome perks like the film posters when the movie leaves theatres or when the film gets a new poster. I got my hands on this Star Trek: Into Darkness poster yesterday when they switched to the poster with the Enterprise. Here’s the thing: IT IS MASSIVE no, really, it’s 3’ x 5’. It’s really fucking big. I don’t have the wall space for it and I don’t want it to just sit in a box.
SO IM GONNA GIVE IT TO ONE OF YOU!
Here’s the rules:
- you have until June 1st
- likes and reblogs count 
- reblog as much as you want (don’t spam that’s rude)
- you don’t need to follow me but YOU SHOULD so you can get updates. 
- ask box MUST be open
- I will ship anywhere
- please only reblog if you’re actually going to hang it up, don’t be a douche.
HAVE FUN

reichenfeels:

KAITS SERIOUSLY IT’S HUGE GIVEAWAY!

hey all so many of you know that I work at a movie theatre. Occasionally that comes with super awesome perks like the film posters when the movie leaves theatres or when the film gets a new poster. I got my hands on this Star Trek: Into Darkness poster yesterday when they switched to the poster with the Enterprise. Here’s the thing: IT IS MASSIVE
no, really, it’s 3’ x 5’. It’s really fucking big. I don’t have the wall space for it and I don’t want it to just sit in a box.

SO IM GONNA GIVE IT TO ONE OF YOU!

Here’s the rules:

  • - you have until June 1st
  • - likes and reblogs count 
  • - reblog as much as you want (don’t spam that’s rude)
  • - you don’t need to follow me but YOU SHOULD so you can get updates. 
  • - ask box MUST be open
  • - I will ship anywhere
  • - please only reblog if you’re actually going to hang it up, don’t be a douche.

HAVE FUN

(via benedictatorship)

Thu Apr 4
salixj:

anotherpb:

conservativetildeath:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!!!!!

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/joshua-sharyn-hakken-amber-alert-update-cole-chase-hakken-missing-from-tampa-search-continues
(Abducted from grandparents home by father, and also perhaps mother)

salixj:

anotherpb:

conservativetildeath:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!!!!!

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/joshua-sharyn-hakken-amber-alert-update-cole-chase-hakken-missing-from-tampa-search-continues

(Abducted from grandparents home by father, and also perhaps mother)

(Source: everythingwithaconservativetwist, via laughterkey)

Fri Mar 22
People are uncomfortable with sexuality that is not made for male consumption.

Erykah Badu  (via lezziemcguire)

Always reblog.

(via the-uncensored-she)

(Source: thegentlemanjigger, via laughterkey)